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Hello Spain, WE’RE BACK!

Good morning my beautiful friends (damn I’m perky today). Welcome from Barcelona Spain! Yes, I finally […]

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The Whole Unvarnished Truth

Welcome back my friends to another weekly behind the scenes recap as I wander seemingly endlessly […]

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Staying Mentally Healthy? (Spoiler Alert: I’M TRYING DAMMIT!)

Welcome back folks to another behind the scenes update! We just got back yesterday from our […]

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Your Weekly Around The World Update!

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We’re In MÉRIDA MEXICO!

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The LESSONS WE LEARN When We Least EXPECT THEM

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Will I FREEZE TO DEATH in Colonial Williamsburg?

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The Prices We Pay … (I’m Amazed I Didn’t Cry)

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It’s Time for a RESTART! (Behind The Scenes)

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Welcome To The Adventure!

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