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SEASON III of THE PIVOT II (Cryptic, I Know)

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? I had a moment the other day. One in which […]

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This Will Make Sense On Monday

In some ways, covid gave me a gift. Sure, it was expensive and I’m sure there […]

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I Had Much To Learn

Long, long ago I discovered that I was creative. Sadly, it was in an engineering sort […]

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Life In The Public Eye

Back in the day, long before the interwebs and online bulletin boards, the only people whose […]

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The Real Peru Story

I’ve spoken often of my hike on the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu. As well as […]

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Waking Up In Fear

Last week I bolted upright in bed, quaking in fear. Not from your typical nightmare involving […]

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Are You Really TOO OLD and ESTABLISHED to Have a MENTOR?

I have been sitting on this story idea for a very long time. It keeps getting […]

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Puppy Steps?

Why is it that change is so hard? We know what’s right, what’s wrong, and what […]

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So, You Think YouTube Is Fun?

Sure, anyone can whip out the ole smartphone, babble into the correct end and upload a […]

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Tourism, With A Side Of Culture

I am a snob. Yes, I admit it. When someone says they like to travel and […]

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