And it’s not YouTube or anything related to celebrity, influence, or grand living. It involves mud, snow, buying work clothes from a thrift store, and trying to heat the bus with candles.
OK, I might have exaggerated the last one a bit, but the rest is true.
As is the $450 I stole from a casino.
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