For starters, thanks for putting up with my existential crisis. LOL!
I was wandering around New Orleans yesterday, filming a Christmas Special. OK, maybe it was a comic diatribe about a Man’s Version of the Five Love Languages. Anyway, it was fun, the gumbo and beer were good, and I wanted to share a bit with ya.
Hope Santa was kinda to you yesterday and I can’t wait to spend 2026 together! Who knows what hijinks we can come up with.
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