So I’m working on the next video and it’s titled … The 5 Love Languages Of Men

Yea, this is going to be a good one! LOL! I mean just “Physical Touch” alone opens the door to so many great gags!

(Hey! Keep it out of the gutter, you sicko!)

Anyway, I’m also doing a series of community posts as if cocktails were created for each of the five languages. Here, I’ll post up todays to save you from having to click over …

If Men Were Drinks (Romance Edition)

“NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS”

This drink is for the man whose love language is technically Words of Affirmation … but whose preferred affirmation is no words at all.

Recipe:

2 oz Bourbon (reliable, familiar, emotionally reserved)
½ oz Honey Syrup (warm, subtle)
2 dashes Angostura bitters (life happened, but briefly)
One large, single ice cube (stable. Unmelted. Not needy.)

Stir quietly. Do not shake.

For the man who would say … “I don’t need to be told … Who’s a good boy? YOU’RE a good boy!. I love my good boy!”

OK, maybe I like being a good boy. The treats and back rubs are kinda nice.

But drinks, like life, are best served stable. And without a lot of those pesky words. Just a quiet bar, low lights, high proof alcohol. A simple “hey, good job there” every now and again.

Yea, that’s a great love language drink. I think I’ll have another.

Because I’ve been a good boy.

So, let’s play a game.

There are five love languages: Words of Affirmation, Quality Time, Receiving Gifts , Acts Of Service, and the aforementioned Touch. What’s yours … and more importantly (if you’re male) … how does it differ from the standard definition? LOL!

~ Rick