So… the beard.

Let’s just say I had a plan, and the plan involved one box of beard dye doing the job of two. Which it absolutely did not. I had roughly three pounds of hair and maybe half an ounce of dye, and instead of doing the smart thing—like checking coverage, or anything resembling science—I decided to trust the process.

Man Logic: 1, Common Sense: 0

So today’s members-only video is a little behind-the-scenes chat about how I basically spray-painted myself into a corner, then filmed an entire show hoping no one would notice the “patchy mystery zones.” (You be the judge)

Cheers from the bar, my friends. 🍻 —Rick